Hey, Sorry I haven't posted in forever. I've been extremely busy with school. I found a funny story about Mr. Obama that was sent to me. Here it is:
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter atthe Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has aLie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'Thats Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating thatshe never told a lie.' 'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one? St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.''Where's President Obama's clock?' asked the man.Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan
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